"Forget dog-eat-dog. It's a zombie-eat-human world, and don't you ever forget it."
Aug. 30, 2010
Will you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?
The Undead Preparedness Society recently losts its founder and guiding light, Charles Lloyd. In his honor, please take a moment to listen to his last radio interview.
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If we don't survive, you don't survive.
The Undead Preparedness Society (UPS), an organization formed to help ordinary people deal with the horror of life during the zombie pandemic, has spent numerous hours compiling information on outbreaks of the undead virus from experts in the field and official documents.
UPS is dedicated to dispelling myths, separating zombie fact from zombie fiction, and providing the lifesaving information our society needs today to prevent the tragedy of tomorrow.
Here you will find time-proven combat techniques, information on evading the horde while defending your home, lists of supplies and weapons you should have on hand, sample Zombie Action Plans, and complete instructions on how to kill the zombie in front of you.
Be warned: If you're squeamish about killing zombies, you should find a nice, happy website on puppies and rainbows and sit in your pink pansy bedroom waiting to be eaten. That's OK with us. We can use all the bait we can get.
But if you want to survive, even thrive, in this post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested world of ours, this is the site for you.
Because the next zombie we kill might be you.